Unwanted Hair 'Sticky Lip' Minus the Brow = DISASTER!!!!!!!!

by Bobby Singh
(London)

WINNING ENTRY in our annual hair removal story giveaway contest.

Whilst most people are worrying about getting rid of unwanted hair – I wanted hair! Yes hair! On my face!!!

What guy can reach to the age of 19 and not have facial hair right?? Growing up in a mixed circle of friends and attending an all boys’ school proved difficult for me! I was always the ‘Gimp’ that was made fun of!

As much as I made out that I was developing facial hair but just Slooooower than everyone else, the response I would get was, “That ain hair its jus’ Bum fluff!!” =(

Anyway I just learned to live with it and thought that one day “miraculously” I would grow some sort of dominant beard and feel like a real man! But little did I know how that hair would appear!!

It all happened one night when I went over to a mates place for a few drinks and over indulged and passed out in their bathroom.

It is pretty much a guarantee that if you’re overly drunk and near enough paralytic you are going to wake up the next morning minus your Clothes? Money?

And even some sort of FACIAL HAIR??! Anyway, I finally woke up on my mates couch (once they had dragged me out of the bathroom) and left me to drown myself in my own body weight of alcohol - It was still dark and the flat was quiet so I guessed they were still in town or gone out to get food.

It wasn’t until I could feel that there was something quite unpleasant, irritating and HAIRY taped to my upper lip. As I was naked it didn’t take me long to realise what had happened!!

My mates had stripped me naked and shaved off my pubic, eyebrow and armpit hair and rolled the hair up like a moustache and had taped it to my LIP! With; ‘HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A REAL MAN???’ written across my chest in black pen!! What a disaster!! I was NOT impressed!

They finally arrived back home and were all in hysterics and rather disappointed that they weren’t there to see me wake up as I had showered by the time they got home.

It was ok in the end as I laughed it off and realised that everyone is different and there has to be someone in the group that provides the “entertainment” – Especially when my mates’ girlfriend drew eyebrows on face to make me feel better!! – So Yes!

I had to walk the streets carrying on with my daily life while people stared at my eyebrows, AS IF someone was going to believe what they had all done to me!!